Bites

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

emgaw

Woods are creepy.  This I’ve known.  But my readings only further solidify my feelings that there’s far too much shit in the woods that can hide behind trees and shrubbery and kill you dead.  This is why I’m moving to the desert.  Big open expanse of nothing.  No sneaking, no sleuthing and most saguaros aren’t big enough to hide behind and one certainly can’t climb them.  I’ll take it.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

violetz_85

Cruising corpses for girlfriends might not be the optimum avenue for date material.  Generally one likes a pulse in an intended, not to mention occupying the same plane of existence.  You know, small things.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

patrikpaprika – flickr

Teeth have far more uses than the Tooth Fairy could ever imagine.  If he only knew he could he be one hell of an entrepreneur.  But money markets allude him.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

Look! It’s Jericho!

Sometimes having your entire world explode on itself isn’t necessarily a bad thing.  It could be a little rough to start but you know, things happen for a reason, blah, etc. and so forth.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

When all else fails and you’ve been thoroughly shoved from society, it’s time to become a poser.  Because obviously being you just didn’t work out.  Now find a niche, adopt the appropriate hair color and attempt to blend.