Bites

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

Altena21

Using the term ‘Titanic’ in reference to a book is one hell of a marketing ploy.  People will eat it right up.  But if you’re going to use it be sure to actually include something substantial about the ship in the story.  No one wants to read what they’re told is a story about the Titanic when it’s barely more than a headline in a passing newspaper in the plot.  Hulk likes to smash things like that.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

kellinahandbasket

The brains of writers are very scary places indeed.  For all involved.  When one becomes afraid of their own head it has a tendency of causing an issue or two.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

JoaoCalixto

When life is the abortion of a bad acid trip you’ll long for the days when the walls were simply bleeding.  Things were so much simpler then.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

dirtypool40

There’s a reason why all those chicken sandwiches are so cheap.  And oh so tasty.  Perhaps contemplating vegetarianism isn’t the worst thing in the world.  Or at the very least hunting, dressing and slaughtering your own food from now on.  At least you KNOW your meat won’t bite back then.

Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?

Bitches in bustles can make damn fine vampires.  Sure their skirts may be a bit of a hindrance but that supernatural strength and those sharp fangs certainly make up for it.