October 14, 2017

Published: May 1, 1994
Publisher: Simon Pulse
Author: Website
Info: Goodreads

Why is her boyfriend Tom avoiding her – while other boys pursue her as never before? Jenny Thornton has changed. So have her friends. Because of Julian, the Shadow Man, who has returned to terrorize them with a new game, a hunting game, Lambs and Monsters. They’re the lambs, to be stalked, pounced upon, and lost to the Shadow World forevermore. The monsters are the Lurker , a ghostly wolf, and the Creeper, a phantom snake. One by one, Jenny’s friends disappear, leaving behind only a paper doll – and a riddle with clues about who will be next . . . Jenny must find Julian’s hidden base and save her friends before it’s too late. But how can she resist the predatory prince of darkness who has returned to make her his own? (book back blurb)

I reviewed the first book a while ago and my recap for it just went up last month at The Devil’s Elbow. This month I’m recapping THE CHASE and having never read it before, of course it needed to be reviewed here too. Oh such Labyrinth-y goodness.

Granted I was a bit torn with THE CHASE. The pacing was a little all over the place and the first sentence in that blurb is really misleading. Jenny doesn’t have dudes falling all over her now. One guy asked her to the prom who wasn’t Tom. The blurb could have started with the second sentence and have been fine. Anyway, pacing. It lingers on minutiae in this book where it didn’t in the last, giving me drawn out scenes when they were postering (as in handing out posters with Summer’s face on it because everyone thinks she’s just missing) that didn’t really advance the plot at all, or the whole thing with this guy pursuing Jenny, which really wasn’t much of a thing. There’s a fair amount of cigarette lighting in the book and things don’t really start to get rolling until a little more than halfway into the book, which is far. I often felt like telling Smith to get on with it up to that point.

However, I did like the total mindfuck going on up to Game #2. They were just spaced far enough apart in that first half that they didn’t connect too well and too much time passed between them to really maintain interest. Plus Smith likes to drag on with unnecessary physical details and expounding a little too much on what’s going on in people’s heads so that slowed the plot down too. But the mindfucking was good. I wish she spent more time there.

About a third of the way through the book I started having real issues with the type of focus Smith was giving Dee, her Aba, and then a Polynesian woman. It seemed like every POC that popped up in her books were in some way otherworldly and deserving of this . . . other type of description that no one else got. Then I remembered Wing from DE mentioning not liking Smith’s othering of Dee. Not sure what that meant I looked it up. Yup. That’s it. That’s what was really bothering me. It’s almost like Smith’s overcompensating by making all of the POC in her book mystical and gorgeous and unreachable . . . except that just plays into typecasting, doesn’t it? Dee, the angry but beautiful black girl who’s regularly described as having lioness and panther-like qualities, who wants to fight constantly, and who is regularly described as having a savage or barbaric smile (OMG NO). Aba, the mystical black grandma offering pearls of wisdom to help the children along. And the Polynesian women, a cop and there for a second, was described as being model beautiful. It was just so glaring and off-putting.

Meanwhile Michael has some variety of spaniel eyes, Audrey has spiky lashes and bangs, and everyone else kinds of blends in. Smith has a real bad habit of using rather unique descriptors repeatedly. They stand out “nicely.”

Anyway, I’m a big fan of psychological thrillers and horror and THE CHASE fits better into that arena than anything else. I really, really liked the mind games Julian played, wearing the group down before taking them one by one. Truly, it’s perfect. But then we get sort of a repeat ending from book one and I want to say it’s lazy but it also plays into Julian’s character so I’m not sure which way to sway on that one. But I like that Smith went with the brain game with book two. Considering how mentally mangled those kids would be after what they went through, and with losing Summer (I have a feeling she’s not actually dead . . .) their brains would be ripe for poking. And Julian did just that. It’s demented and dark and it made me like the story even more. Jenny is standing more on her own two feet and barreling headfirst into things. Tom is no longer her crutch. Instead she stands on her own and that’s kind of awesome.

I’m looking forward to working my way through book 3 next month. Be sure to check out my recap going up at The Devil’s Elbow on the 23rd!


My next recap is up over at The Devil’s Elbow and this time I’m recapping the next and last book in Carmen Adams’s not-series-series, SONG OF THE VAMPIRE. Adams must have loved The Lost Boys so hard because, like Wing said, this book is the most Lost Boys book ever, even with the movie novelization thrown in there! Truly, it is. But truly it also has its total derp moments and those are supplemented nicely with various gifs.

So head on over to The Devil’s Elbow and check it out!

So . . . not sure I’m going to do this again next year, especially since it’ll be coming up on my wedding and ain’t nobody got time for that.

What I learned is that it actually takes me longer to read these books than I originally thought so I wasn’t able to smash through them as quickly as I wanted to.  On top of that if I took time out to read a YAck book it set me behind in my Summer of Cheese reading.  And I think I only did that once and it threw me off for the rest of the summer.  I ended up only being a few days ahead of my posts cropping up and for books I was largely unimpressed with that’s a pile of unnecessary stress.

I found that RL Stine is far better at writing middle grade than he is writing YA.  For some reason he thinks teens are total shitbags that don’t know the concept of friendship and are completely undermining and backstabbing each other.  He also has a habit of having “twist” endings that aren’t so much twists but endings coming completely out of nowhere that weren’t otherwise set up throughout the book.  So surprise endings, I guess, because they certainly were surprises.  Meanwhile, in the few Goosebumps books I read (because they do take me no time to read and it helped fill in gaps on super short notice, call it a cheat, whatever), which are middle grade books, I got totally believable characters, most of them actually garnering some interest from me as a reader, and the lead-up to the horror toward the end set a great scene and them BOOM.  Scary.  They were just better written, more fleshed out, more vividly set books than the Fear Street books, which I found shocking.  But it’s plain that middle grade is his mastery.  Both formulaic, but I found myself next to never rolling my eyes at Goosebumps books and nearly constantly rolling my eyes at Fear Street books.  Although I will say Stine does get rather twisted in the way he kills his characters.  I fully support that.

Christopher Pike writes excellent, detailed stories that sometimes bordered on a little too much detail.  But the effort he put into them helped them rise above the stock YA horror of the time plus I think it helped his novels transcend time far better than the Fear Street books.  It’s a different level of writing that would have made him stand out back then against the rest of the YA horror and a type of writing that would fit in perfectly with today’s market for the effort he takes in creating these stories.  They were far more complex and delved far deeper into questions that one wouldn’t expect from the genre it was marketed in.  It was all such a pleasant surprise and I fully support Pike’s older stuff.  Now I just need to get around to reading his newer works.  I’m still hoping he tours.  When I first moved to Arizona he was supposed to do a signing at a local bookstore but it cancelled.  Super sad about that.  And it was never rescheduled.

The rest of them bring their own brand of YA horror flair to the mix.  I think the only non-Stine/Pike author I read more than a couple books of was Diane Hoh and I liked her stuff enough.  She tended to the Pike side of what I liked than the Stine, more substantial characters, better constructed plot, that kind of thing.  Most of them, though, tended toward the more psychopathic ending as opposed to anything supernatural, which did surprise me.  Considering the genre and how much flair was involved with it you’d think there’d be more non-human monsters involved or something.  Nope.  Many of them just ended up being about demented people doing crazy things.

I did make a fairly sizable dent in my shelf pile, though:


All three of those piles were even at the start of summer so I’d say that’s a pretty solid chunk of reading I did.  I have a short pile of books at my feet to add back into that but luckily it won’t fill that hole back in.

All in all it was okay.  More work than what I was expecting, mainly to stay on top of my self-imposed posting schedule but that’s on me.  If I do do it again next year I think I’ll reduce posting from thrice weekly to twice weekly just to ease up on the strain a little.  I don’t read as fast as I like, which is fine, just not for posting three books a week.  I thought I’d be able to read a bunch at a time, like one a day, and just schedule out.  Didn’t even come close to happening like that.  Live and learn, I guess.

sweetsixteenPublished: September 1, 1996
Publisher: Scholastic
Author: Website
Info: Goodreads

Leslie can’t wait to turn sweet 16. She’s planning a huge birthday bash. Everybody is invited. It’s going to be a total blast! But then weird things start to happen–scary things. Seems that someone doesn’t want Leslie to make it to sweet 16. Still, a few little accidents aren’t about to scare Leslie. She’s going to have her party–even if it kills her.  (

Less than thrilled with SWEET SIXTEEN.  It had its moments but for the most part the characters weren’t the greatest and the plot just wasn’t catching enough.

Leslie and Trisha are antagonistic cousins who sort of hang out with each other but not really because Trisha doesn’t really like Leslie for unknown reasons.  Actually she probably doesn’t like Leslie because her home life is stable, she has an idyllic boyfriend, is getting a great sweet sixteen, and basically has everything Trisha doesn’t.  The foundation for resentment.  Anyway, their birthdays are only a couple weeks apart and they start experiencing unruly events prior to Leslie’s birthday (which comes up first).  Initially they’re just more like pranks but soon they start to escalate, again for reasons unknown.

You’re led to believe it’s Caroline, Leslie’s boyfriend’s, Rick’s, ex-girlfriend because she wants Rick back and will supposedly do anything to get him.  Isn’t there always one?  You see her making snide little comments and dropping notes and generally just making sure that Leslie knows she’s still in the picture and not to get too comfortable.  Believe it or not I kind of believed that little set-up, people acting as if a person is something to possess and therefore it’s a matter of retrieving it as opposed to that “thing” having feelings and not wanting to be with you.  Of course Rick doesn’t do the situation any favors by still doing favors for Caroline.  You know, because she needs him.  Turns out Rick just has White Knight syndrome and needs to get over himself.

I actually thought Trisha was far more dynamic than Leslie, coming from a more complex situation and just being deeper as a character.  But it was Leslie’s story so she is what you get.  She takes solace in Rick’s arms when things get bad but, to her credit, she gets herself out of a tough situation and takes a very mature stance against it.  I can’t fault her for that.  Nor can I fault her when she realizes Rick treats her like a fragile doll and that’s not what she wants.  Bravo on that one.  But beyond that things happen to her, she continues to try and plan her party, the climax happens, we get the big reveal and that’s about it.

The entire story is based on the half-finished prediction of a seemingly crazy old lady that’s really contrived to begin with.  A friend of their grandmother’s decides to read their palms at the grandmother’s birthday party for THEIR upcoming birthdays but it’s not completed because something happens and then fast forward two years later.  It’s all very thin and on shaky legs to begin with.

I mean it was okay but that’s about it.  It was a really fast read but mainly because it was short.  The story wasn’t incredibly engaging, the characters were less than impressive and, while different, the story didn’t leave much of an impression.


335693Published: May 1, 1990
Publisher: Scholastic
Author: Website
Info: Goodreads

Kelly has always been afraid of final exams. Now she’s scared to death.

Something strange has been going on all week….something weird. It started with someone playing a few pranks on her at school. Trashing her locker. Stealing her purse. Then the pranks turned deadly.

Someone doesn’t want Kelly to graduate. They’ve prepared a special final exam, just for her. And she’d better not have any wrong answers … because her life depends on it.  (

While not scary FINAL EXAM turned out to be one of my favorite reads from this summer mainly because I liked the characters, especially Kelly since she’s a mechanic and, for the most part, actually makes some really sound decisions that I could get behind.

The set-up for the panic about final exams doesn’t make a whole ton of sense to me.  In this story everyone’s seniors and for some reason their finals will affect college to a serious extent.  When I was in school really nothing beyond junior year was counted toward your college transcripts.  That’s why a lot of people took a far easier course load their senior year because they could just kind of scoot on by.  So I really wasn’t on board with the exam panic because it didn’t make sense to me.  Maybe they did things differently before my time and maybe it’s done differently now but to me it would have made more sense had Kelly been a junior to have that level of panic (not to mention that number of exams) about finals.

I really liked Kelly as a character.  She stood on her own, did things her own way and wasn’t really too concerned about what others thought about her.  She didn’t really have any antagonistic relationships beyond the one with her sister and people looked to her for car advice because she’d built a reputation for herself as a good mechanic.  It all seemed so NORMAL.  I don’t get that even now in YA, this very easy, basic school situation where it’s not total hell and someone’s just existing through it.  She becomes suspicious when the popular boy takes an interest in her because she’s not his type (based on his cheerleader-chasing reputation) and that amplifies when bad things start happening to her because she doesn’t really know him.  And the end . . . LOVED THE END when it came to their relationship.  It just shot insta-love in the foot and settled the relationship at a far more reasonable level.  Loved it.  Aside from the horror aspect FINAL EXAM is just so grounded and relatable for me that it really resonated just from that respect.

As for the story itself it was just okay.  It had a moment where I really thought I was going to get a sappy, everyone hug ending despite the number of pages I still had left at that moment but I got a bigger bang than that, thank god.  It was a challenge trying to figure out who was doing these things to Kelly because the way the author approached the situation, everyone was a reasonable suspect.  It literally could have been anyone and it was set up so succinctly I can’t help but admire it.  The situation with Danny, her ex-boyfriend, I could have lived without but he was another body to throw suspicion into the mix so I get why he was there.  Still, not a fan of his character.

Overall I think FINAL EXAM is one of the best cheesy old school YA horror books I’ve read simply because it felt the most realistic for me.  From the characters to their personalities and even many of the scenarios that played out, I could buy a lot of it.  I wouldn’t really consider it scary because the only scary thing that did happen was at the end, everything else could just be considered pranks and weren’t anything at all terrifying, so that dampened it down a little.  But aside from that it was a well-constructed book with some solid characters and I really liked reading it.