Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?
There’s a reason why all those chicken sandwiches are so cheap. And oh so tasty. Perhaps contemplating vegetarianism isn’t the worst thing in the world. Or at the very least hunting, dressing and slaughtering your own food from now on. At least you KNOW your meat won’t bite back then.