Posted weekly, you get, for absolutely free, a bit of knowledge learned from the books I read. I just couldn’t keep this wealth of information to myself. That would be cruel. It will keep your gray matter happy. And happy gray matter keeps it from de-evolving. De-evolving is bad. You don’t want to be sludge, do you? Or a fish?
Cruising corpses for girlfriends might not be the optimum avenue for date material. Generally one likes a pulse in an intended, not to mention occupying the same plane of existence. You know, small things.