Title: Overnight Bite, Fangs #2
Author: Carol Ellis
Published: August 20, 1996
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Disguised as a bat, vampire boy Damian flaps around Ginger’s attic, trying to overhear what she whispers to her giggling slumber party friends. Ginger goes upstairs to investigate the strange noises, and awakens hanging upside down in the closet. (amazon.com)
What? I’m willing to read these just to see if they’re filled with as much WTFery as they look. This takes cheese to a whole new level of mold.