Oh hey, look! My feature finally has a banner thingy! What’s it been, three years? Yeah, that’s fine. It’s what’s being done NOW that counts.
If you come across a dude that’s so far into self preservation that he sleeps in Tupperware, perhaps it’s time to toss him off the boat you’ve been exiled to instead of pining after him. Obviously his super awesomeness surpasses his need for you.