If you’ve noticed my 80s Christmas movie theme this month, you’re probably looking at the Die Hard poster and going WTF? But it’s a movie that takes place on Christmas Eve. At a Christmas party. It’s the ultimate guys’ hard-on Christmas movie. With lines like –
Hans Gruber: [Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist’s shirt] “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”~Theo: [as the SWAT Team closes in]
[over the CB]
Theo: All right, listen up guys. ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except… the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.
and John McClane: You throw quite a party. I didn’t realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan.
Joseph Takagi: Hey, we’re flexible. Pearl Harbor didn’t work out so we got you with tape decks.