Bites

Published 6/14/11.

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children. (netgalley.com)

It’s about freakin‘ time adults got their own picture books to put them to sleep. The market is sorely lacking in this niche. I’m glad Adam Mansbach (and Richard Cortes) were able to fill this gap just a little more.
What can be said for a 20 page adult picture book whose blurb has more words than what’s between the pages? Aside from the fact that it’s absolutely brilliant? If parents can’t laugh at this, then their senses of humor were tossed out with the last placenta. It’s painfully real and equally funny. If you’re like me and are without loinfruit, you’ll laugh uproariously. If you do have offspring, you’ll still laugh your ass off but it might be tinted with a hint of psychotic insanity because you can relate all too well.
My favorite lines –
Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom.
You know where you can go? The fuck to sleep.
How can you go wrong with that? What’s even better is all of the art is so sweet and serene, like something you would actually find in a child’s picture book. It’ll just make you laugh even harder. Take a look. Open Road Media supplied me with a couple of examples to illustrate (click for a larger look) –



Soldier boy bought it for his friends, at my insistence, who have a kid. He was afraid they wouldn’t laugh. They laughed their asses off. And so will you. You can buy the eBook form from Amazon, Apple, BN and Sony.

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